A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
You need to fuck off with this website . It's shit.
I wish I was a police man cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Ur soul is black I have 4 guns little kid get in van before I shoot u
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
little timmy said"i had a body eieio now you are next"as he shoots you
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
the way to stop school shootings is to give children a rpg
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
get the gun shoot it up your bum
if the noose breaks, stab yourself! If the knife is dull, shoot yourself! if the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK"
"If you got a question, just shoot"
Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
