the joke is this website
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
get the gun shoot it up your bum
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
