Shooting jokes
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
I'm in school shooting. #USA
The joke is this website.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!