Shooting jokes
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Memes
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.