Shooting jokes
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Memes
They had to teach him a lesson
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.