Shooting Jokes

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂

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After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister are the flesh of the fallen

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha

They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao

Man: oi dude why did you shoot the orphans!? Other man: because Man: because why!? Other man: because who are they gonna tell their parents?

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.

1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies

whats the difference between fortnite and pubg

idk

I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.

Ramsey bevan

How do you stop a school soother from killing you? Tell him you don’t believe in dog

So if you say a bear shoots children and leah likes Mason Boswells and I go to Benjamin adlard year 6

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, i said: "Hey can i borrow that?" he says "yes" me over here walking to the cashier and saying: "goodbye" he screams: "HAVE MERCY!" I say: "No not to you, to me. say goodbye" he says: "No don't shoot yourself" it was to late.