There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Shooting Jokes
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
X is for X-treme shooting!
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The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.
If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.
