Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
X is for X-treme shooting. 【┻┳══━一
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Everybody is complaining about the new call center style set up for AISH workers.
I don't know why. Gathering them all into one room makes them a lot easier to shoot.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
