Shooting jokes
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Ohio BRUH
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!