Shooting jokes

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

What do you call a cow that has been shot?

Holy cow!

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!