*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. So the US shot down a Chinese spy balloon. China is acting like they just killed an innocent person. Then they say it was a famous sumo wrestler. Get it? Sumo wrestlers are HUGE. You probably don't get enough sun because you never leave your basement, so you're probably pale like a bear. And stupid.