Innocent Sumo

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

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Alright listen up, dummy. So the US shot down a Chinese spy balloon. China is acting like they just killed an innocent person. Then they say it was a famous sumo wrestler. Get it? Sumo wrestlers are HUGE. You probably don't get enough sun because you never leave your basement, so you're probably pale like a bear. And stupid.

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