WHY TF WAS MY SHOOTING JOKE REMOVED? IT WAS FUNNY AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WEBSITE FOR MORBID HUMOR WTF I MEAN WORSTJOKESEVER.COM. COME ON......
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
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When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
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If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
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A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
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why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
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somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
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Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
