A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."
somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up ... you're next!"
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “sandy hook”.
I came here to laugh
one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
