I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Shooting Range Miscalculation
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained human. You went to a shooting range, probably missed every target because you're terrible at aiming. Then, instead of being a decent person, you whine about not being around for a school shooting. It's not funny that you missed it, you absolute moron. You are an awful person!