Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn’t happen once a week.

When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn’t happen once a week.

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them

I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you’re an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you’re a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder You’re bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire. How about yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

Why did the boy shoot the clock? he wanted to kill time.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head…

Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I’m out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that’s probably because your S I N G L E

An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”

What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

when you’re the only one nice to the quiet kid.

kid: i like you… don’t go to school tomorrow.

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

How do you kill time

Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle

what was going through the student’s heads during a school shooting?

bullets

Whats the difference between a black person and a white person

Black people dont shoot up schools

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