Shooting Jokes

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday

I came here to laugh

Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS

God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty

Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range

my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.

When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. *slowly puts AR to chin*

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.

I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....

What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting

shoot

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop