Shooting jokes
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Shoot.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...