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A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
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got the george floyd pack this shit makin it hard to breathe
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Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
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why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
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When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
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what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
