johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit
you better not be talkin' shit 🔫
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain
what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
Question : Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Answer : Tequila
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
when the husbon said you is your ass so big she said because im holding my shit
Why did the Bakers hands smell of shit? He kneaded a turd
What can you tell a difference between man and a woman relationship? Both of them are just full of shit.
What do expression do you use when the toilet is clogged?
Oh Shit!
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
