What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh ๐๐๐๐
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
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What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit
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Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
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How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain
dont do sucide that shit kills
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit
you better not be talkin' shit ๐ซ
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I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
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