I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
got the george floyd pack this shit makin it hard to breathe
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
what do mafia and pussies have in common?
one slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit
man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
Hookers are like drive thrus you tell them what you want, pay for your shit, and leave
You are getting Cole for Christmas you shit fuckers.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
kid : hi janitor : wtf you want kid? kid : why are you rude? janitor : cuz i have a shitty job
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey's F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN'T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON'T YOU??!!!!!!
Your so full of shit that the toilets jealous.
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
dont do sucide that shit kills
