Shit Jokes

does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to mars holy fucking shit

That shit was trash. You cant handle me. Hold up. Aint you nathaniel B??

nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀

Nining leven BITCH. Idk how to spell but its that shit where the plains flew into them towers

What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife. You pasted between his ass cheeks...

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

What do you call Jan the 6th,? White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee stalingeon What!

Kris My mother is a fucker!

The whole world

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it! (shit joke, I know)

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)