Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guys asshole?
He said “Fuck this shit!”
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
POO I LOVE POO here’s my song ‘poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy’ thank you
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
What did the canible do after he dumped his girlfriend Wiped his ass
What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit
Really gotta love all the morons who instead of sharing irrevent dark jokes they say the stupidest shit pertaining to christianism.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
I SHIT ON YOUR FURNITURE.
So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”
what do you call a shitty movie? one that fucking sucks and shits
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
Holy shit, I burnt one.
whats the first thing you say in anal sex ..... wholy shit
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
so a cupkake walkes into a bar and sits down the bartender syas to himself dam this is some good shit
