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A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
I unironically shit myself, I am so sorry
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Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to mars holy fucking shit
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife. You pasted between his ass cheeks...
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That shit was trash. You cant handle me. Hold up. Aint you nathaniel B??
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀
What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
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alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
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