She jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Memes
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.