She jokes

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has.

My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!

Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.

Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

Because she knew the lion was always lion.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.

A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.

"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"

"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.

"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"

"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.

"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.

Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Why did the prostitute lose all her money?

Because she got f*cked.