She jokes

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."