She jokes

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.

I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

She blew on it, and it went hard.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.