She jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.