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Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
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Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.