She jokes

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.