She jokes
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!