She jokes
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Memes
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
She really wanted a boner.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."