She jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
She really wanted a boner.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!