Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
Unknowen
Best one i have ever hear!
Bill Moore
Let me guess...You like biden...😂
named
biden is stupid. but trump is stupider
paraLOLagram
this joke had 27 likes and 27 dislikes so i liked it for 28 likes and an unfortunate count of 27 retarded trump supporters. or they are those people that click the wrong button because they are laughing too hard or way to mad.
paraLOLagram
idk tho. 5 COMMENT LES GO
Grizz
Do you know how to find all the accomplishments of Joe Biden. Go read the back on a jar of Skippy Peanut butter.