She jokes
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.