She jokes

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.