She jokes
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!