She jokes
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? 'Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Sally have a black eye? She tried to play pattycake.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.