Sexuality jokes

Why are you gay?

Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.

Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

Are you bisexual…

Or are you hellosexual?

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

Kate: Can we have a threesome?

Trevor: Sure.

The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).