Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Condom

    • Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

    Son: What are condoms?

    Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

    Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

    Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

    Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

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    • Priest

    • Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

    Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

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    • Sexuality memes

    Acronym

    • 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 💶 💶 💸 💶 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰💰 👍 👍 👌 👌 😍 😍✌️✌️ 🌭 🍌 🕳

    👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?

    👬 Gay man On Penis.

    Mom

    • I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

    My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"

    Burger

    • In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.

    Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.

    Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.

    Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.

    Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.

    But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.

    Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.

    So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.

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    • Priest

    • Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

    Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?

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    • Man

    • Two mums hook up!

    Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"

    The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!

    Attention

    • Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

    Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

    She answered, "The principal's office."

    Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

    The teacher answered, "No, what?"

    "You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

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    • Family

    • Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”

    Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”

    Son: “So your friend is gay?”

    Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»

    Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”

    Father loudly: “YES!!!”

    Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”

    Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»

    Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”

    *A few hours later*

    Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”

    Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”

    Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”

    The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».

    *The End* :D

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