Sexuality jokes

Lesbian stands for:

L: Loving

E: Extra

S: Shitty

B: Bitches

I: I

A: Am attracted to

N: Nice girls.

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

I'm a gay.

My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

I know a baby carrot when I see one.