Sexuality jokes

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

I love pussy.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."

Who likes dick? Answer me!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gay.

Gay who?

You're gay.

Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?

Because it got pissed off!

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.