When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dad who's touchin' his kid in places he shouldn't be touchin'. The kid's tryin' to use the "don't" and "stop" rules her mom taught her, but since the dad's touchin' her everywhere, she ends up screamin' "DON'T STOP," which, ya know, ain't good. You probably think that is fine, because you like being soft and cuddly. That is ok, I do too.
SAME BITCH
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