Sexuality jokes
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Me and your mom in the bed.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Memes
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
My dick hard.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
My mom is gay.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
My penis is on fire.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Ur mom gei.
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Ur mum homo.
Gay
Boy