Sexuality jokes
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Ha, gay!
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Memes
Is anyone gay?
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Dan is very, very bent.
Kasper is gay.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Gay is gay.
I'm not gay, dick.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.