Sexuality jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
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Ha, gay!
You gay.
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Is anyone gay?
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
I'm not gay, dick.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Gay is gay.
Kasper is gay.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Dan is very, very bent.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!