Sexuality jokes
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
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What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Ha, gay!
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Dan is very, very bent.
Is anyone gay?
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Gay is gay.
I'm not gay, dick.
Kasper is gay.