Sexuality jokes
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Is anyone gay?
Kasper is gay.
Dan is very, very bent.
You gay.
Ha, gay!
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Gay is gay.
I'm not gay, dick.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!