Sexuality jokes

You gay.

Ha, gay!

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

If you have cancer, you are gay.

Beau Ruse is Gay.

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

Oof, you're gay!

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Me and your mom in the bed.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.

My dick hard.

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

My mom is gay.

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.