Sexuality jokes
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
You're gay, stop reading.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!