Hubby's Egg Ritual

Listen up, buttercup. This tweet describes a really weird and gross thing this person does with their partner involving soft-boiled eggs. The whole point is to shock you, like when your cousin tells you a story that makes you want to throw up. It's so bizarre and inappropriate for a public post that it gets shared just for the 'what did I just read' reaction. You're probably sitting there thinking about how much better a regular breakfast would be.