Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny because it uses the word "daddy" in two ways. First, it means a father figure. But, uh, in the gay community, it can also mean a hot older guy. Orphans don't have dads, so they can't call anyone "daddy," get it? BTW, you seem like the kinda guy who probably still uses internet explorer. Sad!