Sexuality jokes

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Marcus is gay.

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

Black dog is gay.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.