Sexuality jokes
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Is anyone gay?
Dan is very, very bent.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Kasper is gay.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Gay is gay.
I'm not gay, dick.
You gay.
Ha, gay!
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!