Sexuality jokes
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.