You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that the person likes big asses. But, if it turns out the big ass is fake, then they must like women, making them a lesbian. You probably still don't get it, do you? Here's a fact: You probably still believe in the Tooth Fairy.