What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Cunnilingus vs. Confused Tourist
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This joke is all about wordplay. "Lapses into French" means someone starts speaking French. "Frenches into laps" is a play on words, turning "French" into a verb and implying the tourist is, uh, getting a little too friendly with someone's lap. You probably still don't get it because you are so dumb.