Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Girly Girlfriend
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up buttercup. The kid tells his dad he's gay, right? But then he says he's off to his "girlfriend's" place. Turns out, his "girlfriend" is a dude. The kid is calling his boyfriend the girly girl of the relationship. See, it's funny because it's unexpected, kinda like when you tried to bake a cake and set off the smoke alarm. Sad.
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