Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
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Listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" plays on the double meaning of "daddy." On one hand, it's a term for a father. On the other, it's a slang term used in the gay community for a dominant, older partner. Get it? You're probably still scratching your head like a bear trying to solve a Rubik's Cube.