Sexuality jokes

Why aren't orphans gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

My girlfriend's name is Candice.

Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

G@y 👌

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.