Sexuality jokes

Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

I'm about to cum!

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.

Like...

"Cum on guys."

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.