Sexuality jokes
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
My balls.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
I am gay.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.