Sexuality jokes
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
G@y 👌
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Wanna see my pp again?
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.