Sexuality jokes
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Memes
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Ail is gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.