Sexuality jokes
Ur mom gei.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.