I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Sexuality Jokes
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
I'm about to cum!
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
