Sexuality jokes
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
G@y 👌
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.