Sexuality jokes
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
Memes
Lol, mum's gay.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Ur mum gay, lul.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Marcus is gay.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.