Sexuality jokes

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

Black dog is gay.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Ha, gay!

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What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.