Sexuality jokes

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

What did the dick say to the asshole?

You need another dick.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

Me: But I didn't do anything?

Cop: No.

Me: So why are you arresting me then?

Cop: Imma tell you a story.

Me: Oh no.......

Cop: I know, now come on.

Me: Ok where?

Cop: My room.

Me: Which room?

Cop: My bedroom.

Me: 😱I'm a girl.

Cop: So am I, now get in.

Me: But I'm 9.

Cop: I'm 59.

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

You are gay.

F*ck my ass.

My dick said that your ass is having a boner.

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

Lol, mum's gay.

Dear uncle, I want my condoms.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

Ur mum gay, lul.