Sexuality jokes
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.