Sexuality jokes
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.