Sexuality jokes
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
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