Sexuality jokes
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Memes
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
I love big hot sexy men.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.