Sexuality jokes
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Wiener.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
What's big and black?
My balls.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Ur mom gay.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
You're gay!
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
I'm gay because I like men.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝