The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Sexuality Jokes
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
