Sexuality jokes

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.

What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

Gay is a mental illness.

You're not thinking straight.

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."