Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Sexuality Jokes
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.
The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.
Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.
After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."
Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.
Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
