Sexuality jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
Memes
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
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What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."