Sexuality jokes

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."

I love big hot sexy men.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

What does a gay horse eat?

Haaaaaaay!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.