Sexuality jokes

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.