Jack and Jill's Surprise

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

    Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

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    Listen up, buttercup. So, Jack and Jill go up a hill 'cause Jack thinks he's gonna get some sugar. But plot twist! Jill is actually Randy, and instead of candy, Jack gets a mouthful of something else entirely. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gay, which is like, whoa, right?

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