Sexuality jokes
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.