Sexuality jokes

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?

I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"