Sexuality jokes
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."