Sexuality jokes

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?

She unlocks the handcuffs.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?

I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.