Sexuality jokes

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?

She unlocks the handcuffs.

My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.

Weird, he usually uses a sock.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?

I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.