Sexuality jokes

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?

I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

What does a gay horse eat?

Haaaaaaay!

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What’s another term for a lesbian?

A vagetarian.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.