Sexuality jokes
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!