Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Community talk
Im just going to explain, or try to explain, how I feel, because I don't know what else to do before I fucking go insane.
I met Jake about like 3-4 years ago. I was 11 or 12. I came on for the worst jokes ever because of my boyfriend at the time. I quickly became attached to the site, having a place where I could speak to my IRL friends during school, and I met some really cool people. One of these people was Jake. … Read more
Will I get laughed at for being gay here?
I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.