Sexuality jokes
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I'm gay.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.