Sexuality jokes
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
You're gay!
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."