Sexuality jokes

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.

Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!

Your mommy.

Mathew is gay. Clap.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

duha is gay hahahahahaha.

What's two lesbians in a tent?

A finger hut.

Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

Do you like Mirah?

Mirah-t nuts.

How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?

Chew when you swallow!