Sexuality jokes

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

The priest is gay.

I'm gay because I like men.

Hot man is sexy.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Women are gay.

"Wheelchair" - HAHA!

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Dario is gay.

Hoyt is gay.

Why are you gay?

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.

Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!

Your mommy.

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!