Sexuality jokes
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
I'm gay because I like men.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Dario is gay.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Hoyt is gay.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Mathew is gay. Clap.