Sexuality jokes
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
gay fish.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
My penis is on fire.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.