Sexuality jokes

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?

Diabetes.

Your mam is gay.

God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.

THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

"I'm gay."

"No, u."

Gay shit.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

The priest is gay.

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Hot man is sexy.

I'm gay because I like men.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

Hoyt is gay.