Lesbians and Turtles Shared Problem

This is a pretty dark joke that uses the stereotype of lesbians and a sad truth about turtles to make a crass comparison. It's playing with the idea of choking on something, which is pretty intense, and the double meaning of 'choke' in a sexual sense. It is not a particularly sophisticated type of humor, to be honest.

• Plastic
• Lesbian
• Sex
• Common
• Animal
• LGBTQ

• What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapuss.
• What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both try to get there before the hair does.
• What does a lesbian call the other during sex? Mummy.
• What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.