Sexuality jokes
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Robin's gay.
Ur mum gay, lul.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.