Sexuality jokes
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Memes
type shizz
Mathew is gay. Clap.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
My penis is tied in a knot.
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
Everyone reading this is gay!
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
You big gay.