Sexuality jokes

Dario is gay.

Why are you gay?

My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

Women are gay.

"Wheelchair" - HAHA!

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.

Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!

Your mommy.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

Mathew is gay. Clap.

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

duha is gay hahahahahaha.