Sexuality jokes
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
The priest is gay.