Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Hot man is sexy.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
