Sexuality jokes
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.