Sexuality jokes
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
She really wanted a boner.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.