You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Sexuality Jokes
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Robin's gay.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
