Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan's Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the word "daddy". Usually, "daddy" is, like, a father figure. But in gay slang, it's, uh, *ahem*, someone who takes charge during sexy time. Orphans don't have dads, get it? You probably still don't. I bet you still think the Earth is flat, huh?