Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Orphans and Daddies
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the double meaning of "daddy." On one hand, it means "father." On the other hand, some gay dudes use it as a slang term for a hot older guy. Since orphans don't have fathers, they also have no one to call "daddy" in either sense of the word! What are you, regarded?