Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
I like dick.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
