Sexuality jokes

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

Dad: Honey!

Mom: What?

Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

Mom: WHAT!?

Children: *staring*

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

I watch gay porn. :)

LOL

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.