Sexuality jokes
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Like if you are gay.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
I want to cream, rn.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Big black ball sacks.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.