Sexuality jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.