My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What is sex you put a sex peisn in someone’s sex
Eventhough you are a meateater you can still totaly be a vagetarian
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Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I tried to have phone sex once.
but the holes were to small
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity
Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle
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When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
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My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being Wrangler Karate Sex!
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Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
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what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late
