I have two eyes and am afraid of sex? A fortnite player
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern- loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse
Haha you just saw sex
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate. Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so called “rise in teen pregnancy.”
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
