Sex jokes
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
cock, cock, and cum
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
A little girl being Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do, child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, Father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But, Father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!